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bad Sunday.
06:57
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[Verse 1]
April 16th, 2017: pizza boy. jumped off the mountain of history
Mic in his right hand, slice in his left
He’ll have his last supper in-flight, no more time to wait
Done climbing up, hoping that he’d find the faith
Done climbing up, hoping that he’d find a way
Left a note behind -- only read “my mistake.”
Left his life’s work buried in his hideaway
It felt inevitable; he didn’t tell a soul
No need to let them know, plus he knew would they would say
They’d grab him by the face
They’d say he shouldn’t leave
And unwittingly(?) proving his point, they would sing:
[Hook]
Don't drown in the wishing well
Please smile, you don't have to cry
You're a human in the perfect state:
Alive and unsatisfied
[Verse 2]
Figured he’d go forever if he didn’t end himself
Had a curse of resolve; he’d been in hell
Wouldn’t leave; worried about what the demons felt
But staying wasn’t a kind way to treat himself
Stalemate; soul couldn’t take it
Soon enough, it shriveled up and died from the stasis
And then the spirit went, so why stick around?
Deceased too long; it’s time to stop living now
It felt inevitable; he didn’t tell a soul
No need to let them know, plus he knew would they would say
They’d grab him by the face; they’d say he shouldn’t leave
And unwittingly(?) proving his point, they would sing:
[Hook]
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2. |
damn shame.
02:13
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[Verse]
Me against the world; Round 24
Bell getting rung, at death’s door
Answer
Why the beat gotta knock? I know you heard me
Sick of fighting back; shit, you know they’re dirty
Headass headbutts, paired up with a bunch of lowdown low blows
Then they bring the chair up
And take my head off [as] soon as I bring “fair” up
Locker room cheers like we don’t share trunks
Empathy is gone
Should’ve known when I’d hide behind my mom while she watched Tales from the Crypt, and she’d basically suggest I stop being a bitch
I prefer wimp
Regardless, The Cryptkeeper been knowing: we’re fuckin’ doomed
The Earth can’t spin through the ooze
Blood like sludge from the mortal wound
We’re done with; he’s the only PUNdit we need on the news
Shit’s funny; saw it all coming
Could’ve learned from the past, but we kept running
Full speed, steady calling ourselves bold
Then wanna be surprised, hitting the wall we painted like a road
Comical, I know
Super
But pardon: today, it’s hard for me to see the humor
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3. |
Bell's palsy.
02:26
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[Verse]
Monday Night Raw
In my household
Dad only goes over when his mouth’s closed
Stepmom on her burial shtick for like the past 12 years and some cents
Crowd’s sick
SmackDown Live
In the school yard
Squashed by The Philistines in the midcard
Me and Sina sigh
Should be tag champs
Top heels, peers hating all the brag threats
Bunch of marks here
Always upset
You chase gold, they make home your nut flesh
Watched them all hate
Now they have love
V.I.P. members of the Kiss My Ass club
Listen to the pop
When my song hits
I'm the guy, I can do no wrong, then...
Over the edge now
Pushed too hard
Fought the work, and now my life's f.u.b.a.r.
Watch them mock now
This is what I wanted
Shooting stars get shot when there's no opponent
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4. |
tumbleweed.
02:35
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[Verse]
Home is wherever taking a dump isn’t uncomfortable and ain’t nobody feeding into a sinister undertow
With that said, I ain’t had a home in years
Actually ever when looking back with the hindsight
Wilted rose; color faded
Pushed it out the way, and I got 20/20
Have to say it:
It might not be such a bad idea if I spent this holiday shooting heroin in a Kia
I don’t wanna see you, all you got is drama
Smiling at me like you ain’t a reason for the trauma
And nah, I don’t wanna see you, all you got is questions
Fuck your answer; go check if an 8-Ball says it
If I’m out of pocket, oh well; the game is over
Yeah, your child is finished, your grandson is demented
Your big brother gave up, your favorite cousin is fucked
I’m a failure, a tragedy; say what you want
I don’t know what I fought, I just know that I lost
And they cheated to win; I’ve been peeing in wind
But these days, I sip it like Bear Grylls
Don’t wanna survive, I just like it with a lemon
Bum boy still bopping down the horizon
I was born fucked; unfound was the hymen
Hope been dashed -- look around; see the hyphens?
Only feeling one word, though:
Suicide
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5. |
it's fuckin' fake.
04:20
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[Verse 1]
There’s a dead guy talking
You can kill the muthafuckin’ deadline talk and understand I’m walking at the sound of the bell
Have a cow if you must, hoe
Build that animal farm and find out it’s cutthroat
Shit, you can bleed ‘til them cows come home with your chickens and them ugly ass sacrificial goats
They wanna cure me of my fever for freedom
Only prescription is dismissing myself, so gon’ eat a dick
Lick a shit-sicle; you been fickle
It’s all fuckin’ fake, I’m “fooked”, I’m so brittle
I’ma do crack and get the fuck over with
Kick toddlers; watch porn with the older kids
Be a fuckin’ menace to society for real
All I been wanting is a deal
Like that’ll fuckin’ save me
Like this ain’t fuckin’ doomed
Like I’m really even in the muthafuckin’ mood
Fuck rap
[Hook]
It’s all in the script
It’s all a work
It’s all a stage
It’s a play
Act here or die
Have it your way
It’s up to you
Choose your grave
[Verse 2]
Your favorite entertainer’s an asshole
Surprise!
If that’s me, I still tell no lies
I’d rather you buy a plug and fuck yourself
‘Cause that’s what you’re doing-
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[Verse 1: pizza boy.]
I feel compressed; I fill a space
7 billion cretins cheesin’ in the place-
To be... or not to be... who knows?
I shake in fear on this sphere I never chose
Mother, may I pull an AI?
Crossover to the other side like I’m tryina’ do a seance?
Mommy, don’t beat me; Daddy, please kill her
She left me here alone and called Satan for a sitter
I hope you see the messages; I don’t know what’s scarier: the fact you don’t answer or the fact that you married her
I was here plotting my escape, but she caught on
She bugged my phone and the laptop it was bought on
I sent you this letter ‘cause there ain’t nothing else I can do
Scratching at this paper, light dying on the candle
Look, I know you love her, but I’m telling you she’s frontin’
I get it’s hard to accept she is when she wasn’t, but:
[Hook: pizza boy. & Clarence Clarity]
Your honey lost all the sweetness, she-
Just only want troubles recently
And they don't die, they multiply in never-ending sequence, we-
Are learning this is what she wants
She forever gets her way
She won't let you leave, she loves to dance with you over her grave
[Verse 2: pizza boy.]
Momma trippin’; Clarence even told you
You can doubt one son, but you finna scold two?
Answer me, dad, she’s saying you’re dead, probably, and just laughed when I found out she’s a zombie
Playing with her food, got me staying in this room
Sliced up, making sure the salt shake into the wounds
I can’t do it, I can’t do it, I can’t take it, I can’t take it
Every day and every night, I’m going through it, I’m her favorite
(I wanna go)
Dad, come and get me
(I wanna go)
Please say you ain’t forget me
I wish she’d go back to the way you said she was first
Way back when her last name was Earth
[Bridge: pizza boy.]
Mother Earth been out here spinning again
Mother Earth been out here spinning again
Mother Earth been out here spinning again... again... again
[Hook]
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7. |
libertine.
02:41
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[Verse]
Ahh-haa! Death ain't even real!
Now rise from the hole in the plot of land filled with all that you felt, all that you thought, all that you lost, to find out you never had it
Just a predetermined habit that-
Blah, blah, blah
Where's the fuckin’ blow?
I don't need your dumb ass telling me what I know
I'm in hell forever, I got it, now let's go
They built the 10th Circle to host my next show
Fuck the talking; show me all the tits
I’ma give your husband's cheek a kiss
Motherfuck a camera; feed you clips
Break the fourth wall then plead the fifth
Sex doll with me in the whip
Hearse peanut butter insides
Pulled over, came in a jif
Then again like I was in a GIF
Say it wrong, I'm cutting off your lips
Say it right; Furtado got the hits
Playlist on me for the long trips
Drive them to the end of all their wits
Dump the body in the red lagoon
Then I get skinny with the dip
Then I get skinny with the dip
Then I get skinny with the dip
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8. |
menace.
03:37
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[Verse]
Dead boy supplying your damn life quotes
Dead nigger; frightening all the white folk
No grave; I haunt you hoes
Stank on my breath; I haunt your nose
Teeth looking like jaundice; won’t bathe
Smell like cheddar biscuits; no bae
Fuck companionship; no talkers
Fuck sex; got a palm and Palmers
Pom-poms when I hear my ex fuckin’ up
Karma wanna whoop my ass when I run amok
Eat my ass with a glass of milk
‘Give a fuck how “massa” feel
Give me that damn whip, I’m finna crash it… into your wife and all your daughters’ asses
Then I’ma eat their asses too
Bring them back to the casket and smash the poom
Cracked the coffin to laugh at you burning up
Laughed when you realized that you weren’t enough
Laughed when you tried to pull me from the box
Smashed your fingers down with the top
Cackling, heckling, hacking, and wheezing
Dickhead with a cap for the leaking
I can’t wait to come for your neck
Put the unregistered gun to your flesh
Officer, I am the undead
I stop at green and run red
My piss is brown, my rum red
Fuckhead, the rules is unread
Hop the counter when they’re fuckin’ up my order
I said I want a Quarter Pounder, extra quarters
I want the burger tasting like pussy
I do not suck dick, but don’t push me
You don’t know that I fell off the edge?
I’m trying not to give you head
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9. |
laid to rest.
02:45
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[Verse 1]
Back in the place I was raised in
Nothing new under the sun; I’m the raisin, bathing
Yeah, let the rays in
Won’t play me on Shade 45, I’m 90 degree angling forever
That’s an L; that’s in hell
It’s over 8000 when it swells
The ocean is a lie; that mirage be fye', doe
Melt the piano keys, mold them into a pipe, then hit a high note:
Music is the only love!
Great illusion! I’m alive!
Burn forever! This is fine!
Set the table! Dinner time!
Yeah, it’s all over, but I’m eating anyway
I just bought a king sized bunker, plenty space
Bullshit radiates, radiates -- breach
Deep underground; dirt naps how I sleep
I’ve been:
[Hook]
Laid to rest
Can’t die, I just get laid to rest
Smile wide, I’m tucked in
(Laid to rest)
Wake up to just get laid to rest… by eternity again
Laid to rest
Can’t die, I just get laid to rest
Smile wide, I’m tucked in
(Laid to rest)
Wake up to just get laid to rest... by eternity again
[Verse 2]
Scheduled disasters, secret rooms in Masonic chapters, heroes falling from rafters, villainous laughter...
Meanwhile, the Teens are still fucking like it’s all good
But, perhaps they all should, ‘cause, you know, humans are fighting over money they can’t keep, for days they might never get to see, living lives they can’t prove were meant to be
Somewhere, a stepmother threatens to leave
She’s had it up to wherever “here” is
And she doesn’t care if you fucking hear it
‘Cause there’s nowhere to steer it
It crashes through the wall, spilling the lies that were called truth
Remember when you believed in such a thing?
You still want to know what not dancing with Caitlyn cost you
I know you don’t wanna say it, but go ahead: You’re fate-less
Your life was unintended; they don’t wanna say mistake
Too many branches on your family tree are fake, or broken, along with tons of other shit I’ve noticed
But awareness isn’t absolution
But you never said it was, so I guess you do it just to do it
You with the pre-diabeetus, the yellow teefus
Fungal foot walking the path of ignored genius
As long as you know this isn’t important and the meaning was assigned, not something it was born with… then fine.
You can die now.
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