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[Verse 1]
The one time I wore my helmet, I was hit by a car
‘Told I was a star by one that fell
But hell, he's schizophrenic
So nothing is written except these rap words
Last heard screaming about being defeated, only to come on back now, trying to avoid fetus-like positions
Everyone is winnin'
I guess I'm Charlie Sheen at the beginnin'
Stuck in the past like portrayals of women
“Why you bringing up old shit?!”... thought my old girl when I asked if she ever saw her old guy's dick
Bow to the Lord of Insecurity
I know I'm a ruler, but I'm told that no one's ever heard of me
¿Como te llama? Me llamo Kuzco
I've been reduced to my true form
Reception of this album might be pretty lukewarm
And it would be completely my fault
[Verse 2]
But now is the time to bet on myself
With everything to lose, shit better go well
My parents don't wanna hear curse words
These girls don't want a Bandcamp link with a cursor blinking in the “Name your price” box
I want friends to see more than cold air in their ice box
Wanna be more than a player with a nice shot
I'm kickstarting my career with a mic drop
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2. |
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[Verse 1]
I wished my wit’s dryness matched your panties
I had to stop believing you’re for me, I had to give up trying to be Mandy, ‘cause I’m fucking Billy: kind of stupid; silly
So if this straight shit fails again, then I’m fucking Billy
The first Billy I find, his dick is mine
I guess I’ll see if that’s a sin whenever Grim comes to get me
I’m joking, but yes, I’m socially disfigured, sexually confused
Catch me in some knickers, in the sheets dozing
Madison Montgomery-sparked wet dream
I ate her like her pussy was on the menu “limited time only”
Told a Tumblr feminist, “I’m like this ‘cause my mommy failed to hold me.”
No one consoles me, I'm consulting myself on matters
I know you’d love to call me Jaleel White meets Marshall Mathers, not realizing I'm playing characters
I'm not your "nice guy", nerd, or misogynist
I don't think I'm entitled to shit; calm your tits
[Hook]
We be reachin’ for a reason to say women be shoppin’
Women be reachin’ for a reason to say we are oppressive
Yes, I guess some days I figure I only want you for sex
And some days I want you for your fire body of intellect
And I’m just sayin’
I agree your perspective isn’t respected
But before you tell me mine, I’ll like to explain myself
It’s like… like...
Like, can I explain myself?
It’s like… like… like… like...
[Verse 2]
This signal is mixed up; do I ask if you even want a mixed drink?
Or do I just order you one in a big cup?
All of this room for a social hiccup
Should I sit and yell at my dick just for existing?
Facetious picking of straw from man
Eggshell slippers; maybe I should be off a Zan...
I don’t want to offend
I don’t want to impose
I don’t want to pretend
I just want to be me; I'm told that's a bad decision
What argument to side with, initiative or permission?
Closed mouths don't get fed, but I see you deal with dickheads pecking at your lips while you try to tell them to get lost, so I feel you
I'll sit, lead in my shoes, fingertips treading these keys
You're my Woman Crush Wednesday, I'm Eric Bischoff
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3. |
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[Verse]
Never been in love… and I’m still not
You only make my blood feel hot
I wanna feel sure; I’ve watched people insist tying a steel knot… then hire a wire cutter
I’m covered in worry; afraid to smother or be smothered
In the ex file cabinet, I would be “other”
...
I’m getting ahead of myself in the worst way
Overwhelmed, internal Wilhelm, feeling any attempt will fail, moment narrated by Will Ferrell
This is much stranger than fiction, still narrow-minded say dreaming’s an affliction
I shouldn’t be so idealistic, I remind myself, but yet, I find myself thinking of you and I, cuddled in a cottage or some shit… countryside sunrise, I am such a “twit”, the computer says back, as I sift through your pics
Or maybe that was Skype; my friends say I’m sick
Yeah, ‘cause Cupid didn’t sanitize the arrow
Now I’m doped up, and dying for you to care, so...
Here I am; and here you are
Tearing me out of myself, seeming as if you’re a star that has no end in sight
Even if I traveled light years, I would find you right here, still burning bright
It’s like... time and space collapse and reform at the blink of your eyes
I die, get reborn
When they close, when they open
When they open, when they close
I grow warm, I go cold
I’m so scared, I’m so bold
No control; ensnared
You’re like gold, you’re my goal
You’re a person I like; is it love, I don’t know
I was told this would feel like peace
… I just wanna know if you feel like me.
[Hook]
I just wanna know what you’ve been up to…
I just wanna know what door to come through…
I just wanna know what completes the puzzle…
I just wanna know what it means to love you…
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[Verse]
First thing first, 'guess I gotta argue with Drake
‘Cause fuck gettin’ offline, that ain’t part of my day
I got Twitter on lock, SoundCloud poppin’, ‘Tube poppin’
Fuck your Tumblr, bitch, I create; ain’t no rebloggin’
I was runnin’ Blogspot back in 2010
Real sad shit, now every muthafucka’ C-walkin’
You ain’t blue, bitch, cheer the fuck up
My suicide attempt was very real, not a cute stunt
This is not a contest, though
This is not a circle tearjerk, just know, being weird hurt
Being real hurt
Being real hurt; bled, so that you could pop shit from a steel perch I built?
‘Fuck you mean, hoe?
I was runnin’ through the 6 with my 17 woes
Now ya’ boy glo’d... but I ain’t up
Yet, if you turn on the TV, you can watch a nigga load
Eons in my hand, pennin’ timeless songs
If you ain’t watchin’ what I’m doin’, your time is wrong
Fan in 30 minutes, or the tape is free
But you’re hater if you don’t want a taste of me
No pause, suck my breadstick, no teeth
Seems like pizza is the hottest in the street
And I’m still delicious even if I cool off
It’s just a personal preference that I bother with the heat
Damn, they hopin’ that I burn myself
But they want the technique, wanna learn it theyself
But they can’t work the oven like me, flip it like me
Don’t make me be a murderous chef
Yeah, “Wonderful Sausage”; “Heads of Beef”
“What’s Cookin’”, in the kitchen like Christopher Reeve
This a dangerous soup, I’m Dr. Vink
Fuckin’ right, I did it, I ain’t coppin’ a plea
Fuck naw, I ain’t coppin’ a plea
If they say they’re makin’ fire, then they’re copying me
That’s the only way to see it, only way to view it
These muthafuckas out here re-makin’, they ain’t makin’ music
They ain’t makin’ art, they just tracin’
And before you call me out for the same, understand that I’m just on here demonstratin’
Stuntin’ ain’t hard, it’s just everybody’s favorite
Just a bad habit in this rap habitation
Well, fuck this place, I’ma build a new nation
Nah, I’ma build a new globe; chiselin’ this bitch
And this brand new thang only spinnin’ when I spit
Yeah, ‘bout to fit these rappers with the Valentine chip
Let ‘em kill each other when my hand hit the desktop
Oh, you so mad, oh, I know you had to flip
I’m rollin’ like Rick, I’m a troll, give me fresh socks
My shit soaked, water under the bridge
Only you still thirsty to come at the kid
Drink a cumshot through a straw, no ice; through with y’all
I don’t understand why the fuck they keep recruitin’ y’all
You fuckin’ clone; ain’t nothin’ new with y’all
I kill one of y’all, in come two of y’all
Shit, I might as well spawn camp
But you should know pizza boy. forever do what y’all can’t
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5. |
interlude 1.
01:43
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6. |
this is me, maneuvering.
01:45
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[Hook]
Move through this thing like a serpent
You could move through this thing like a serpent
Move through this thing like a circuit
You could move through this thing like a circuit
Move through this thing like a U-Haul
You could move through this thing like a U-Haul
Move through this thing witcha’ cool off
You could move through this thing witcha’ cool off
[Verse 1]
Feeling like Kit Snicket, I could die after giving birth to this verse
God dang, what a sticky wicket
Where to find worth in a world that was birthed with none?
I be aligning with purposes, I be curving some
I might wanna get married, I might wanna be alone
I might wanna grow my hair, I might wanna get a comb
I might wanna let you cook, I might wanna throw a stone, though it’s better in my soup, not headed for your home
We could come together, we could make something good
… Or we can accept blandness
But dammit, why take what we’re handed?
Give me no flavor, and I’d rather have famine
[Verse 2]
Why try, right? Beats me, bruh
I’m just here for the lulz and the pizza
I could die in the street
In my sleep
On the beach, underneath her, smothered by DD cups
(Damn!)
I just wanna be the rap Double D...
(Shit!)
I just wanna NOT be a wannabe...
(Fuck!)
I gotta maneuver out my parent's house
And only Carmen Sandiego’s gonna know my whereabouts
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[Verse]
Eating cheese dogs and Doritos at 7 AM
My voice is grating... just say when
I felt at peace at Olive Garden, I was with my best friend
Now I’m confused and distraught, and more than a bit lost
I’ve been… hip-tossed right through the Spanish Announce Table
“Chico negro estupido”, talking from my bootyhole again
… Now I’m back in that deep shit
That “Talking aloud when I’d rather not speak” shit
And no one is around, so only I receive it
That “Hating you because I’m so sick of me” shit
And I know you’re sick of me, bitch
You don’t have to listen to me, bitch
<Just leave me alone>
I don’t really mean this
I need to retrace the sequence
How did I end up this bitter and disgruntled?
I do know, I don’t know, I do know, I don’t know
<Just leave me alone>
I have to figure this out
... Locate a feeling bigger than ouch
Yes, I'm wounded and aching to prove shit
But who's the voice of reason, and who's just a nuisance?
[Hook]
I could kill, but I'll keep to myself for now
I could heal, but I'll be unwell for now
You know, I know, we know
How this ends, how things go
I just want you to feel me when I'm done
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[Hook]
I’m jacked up, I’m finna act up
I’m jacked up, I’m finna act up
I’m jacked up, I’m finna act up
I’m jacked up, I’m finna act up
I’m jacked up, I’m finna act up
I’m jacked up, I’m finna act up
I’m jacked up, I’m finna act up
You act up, you gettin’ smacked up
Fuckboy, say what? (Huh?)
Whatcha say, fuckboy? (Huh?) Whatcha say, fuckboy?
Fuckboy, say what? (Huh?)
Whatcha say, fuckboy? (Huh?) Whatcha say, fuckboy?
Fuckboy, say what? (Huh?)
Whatcha say, fuckboy? (Huh?) Whatcha say, fuckboy?
Fuckboy, say what? (Huh?)
Whatcha say, fuckboy? (Huh?) Whatcha say, fuckboy?
[Verse 1]
Flyer than you, ain’t never left my feet
I’m powered up, hoe, check my ki
I'm glowin', bitch
Feel the glare
Burn your eyes
Hold my dick
I’m finna gloat a bit; add me a giga
Wait, they just wanna laugh at a nigga
I can’t prove it, but I know I sniff it
They smell funny; Owen Wilson
That prejudice, you know it’s built-in
Lies you told those po’ lil’ children
Tell them why you turnt now
Why white girls wanna twerk now
Why you trill, why Vine ill
Why you live, while I’m killed
Why you white-washed this rap thing so I couldn’t see a speck of dirt in this crowd
Wow.
I’m the only black one at this rap show
And somehow, that makes me the asshole
… But let’s think about that later, ‘cause for now, I have a responsibility to entertain this crowd, so I’ll...
Do it.
[Verse 2]
44 of them Red Bulls
My dick longer than med school
My dick thicker than Hannity's skull
Shove it your ear, ‘til your sanity choke
Go so deep, ‘til you don’t sleep, and your thoughts spasm, and you start asking how you became a big fan of me, hoe
That’s called “cumming to a realization”
These other rappers can’t make you nut, so they conceal the hatred
Some of them just fancy poppin’ shit
Well, we ain’t too opposite
Except I’ma kill you and have your family clean your body up like an antioxidant
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[Verse 1]
Every time these words rhyme, I hope I’m impressing this Lebanese girl with these pretty eyes…
She said “Hi” in health class, and my “conscious of self” ass had to overreact, and yet another gaffe tapped me on the shoulder and told me to get rekt
I redirected that suggestion to my self-esteem
Beta boy, fly as a broken Delta wing
Mister, mister, I think something’s wrong with the plane
He gave me Lexapro and said “No being strange. That’s restricted. Cast the misfits out of you.”
Demon named Simpson, first name Bartholomew
One named Darko, one named Morgendorffer
Doctor’s orders
I followed them because those demons are whores
And frankly, I don’t need ‘em no more
But they are not the reason I'm drinkin’ this pickle juice
They are not why I ask Death what that sickle do
My soul is scarred, this pill is a bandage
I'm afraid I could spill from this hammock
[Hook]
You’re not crazy, you’re like everybody else
I know you’re disappointed
You thought you’d been anointed
I am crazy, but for everybody’s health
I'll make it look romantic
I'll make them wanna stand it
[Verse 2]
I admit, I'm becoming the issue
Quoting the figureheads, handing out the tissues
Who’s addicted to masturbation?
Who’s addicted to self-sabotage?
Did you anxiously reblog that anxiety post?
You’re more Ed: depression is your buttered toast
We are not the same, I’m in the darkness
Smart kid, smart ass gettin’ probed by the martians
They left Earth and never looked back
Think they found the suicide note in my bookbag?
You have a suicide note on your t-shirt
... I want to see you naked; kneejerk
Seduced, yet knowing of the truth
You’re a fake fuck, but your "aesthetic" is cute
I guess I’ll humor you; I guess I want you
But you don’t really understand this
Fuck you.
[Hook]
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[Verse 1]
Love you
Create your own art, think about it, everyone expects you to do Sun Tzu
Funnily enough, that is the practice of deception
No matter who gives advice, second guess it
If you were wrong, learn the lesson
If you were right, so was I
Make sure the restroom is empty before you talk to yourself
Greet the enemy alone, but have an army in stealth
Check compatibility before you make a purchase
Clear your history, downloads, and your searches
You are not perfect, but always try to be
Choose Wingstop over Buffalo Wild Wings
Then clean your hands, if you grab the controller before you do, I’ll kill you before you even see the title screen
[Hook]
This is how you avoid the avoidable
And this is how you prepare for all the unexpected
Everything is nothing; everything is something
Recall this song, if you must remember one thing
[Verse 2]
Back up your files
And when the backup dies, get the backup and smile
Know that nothing is safe, and then protect it
No matter what, don’t trust an erection
That goes for the girls and boys
Apple is the opps; go Android
Wake up early every now and then
You get the AM Crunchwrap, plus, you might find more time to design and decide and provide and accomplish
Strive for mastery, believe you’re a novice
Never make a promise
You’ll be better off if you just do and astonish
Remove the unnecessary commas
And if you must creep on LinkedIn, then make sure you’re anonymous
And sleep like you’ll never wake up
And sorry to contradict, but stay up
[Hook]
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[Verse 1]
Vanguard-ed
God ran Dan Harmon through a rap filter, and got me
Most Anxious Alive, I am top three
Plug your controller into slot B, you’re a visitor
Your fetish is when they nigger her; we are not post-race with Blacked.com
I bombed on the stage where they showcase trap and pop for hot moms
Heard I had a lane long ago; it got paved over
Flyness comparable to a layover
If I blew up, I couldn’t be fixed with your makeover
I’m conspicuously pure like a water bottle, spit like Triple H, game over
Damaged the quad core, too much porn
Not poor, but money only buys happiness, bitch, I need salvation
I’m pizza boy., but I won’t eat it if Sal made it
I’d ignore the indicator that alerts “YOU ARE NOW FADED.”
I stopped lying to myself about moderation
Got too turnt off candy, sent the moderator’s family a jizz bottle
That’ll teach the fucker for banning me
Killed the power drunk, then I took an hour luncheon
Locked an asshole in a Terror Tower dungeon
On the real, Morgred was a molester
Morbid jokes, I troll, and blokes get pestered...
[Verse 2]
I don’t listen to MF Doom, MFs die and get exhumed to get compared
Shit’s unfair; would Tupac care if Young Thug wears a dress? ‘Cause don’t nobody else care except you
Newsflash: Now it’s two dads in the parent group; you mad?
Well, me too
‘Cause girls still think I’m some kinda creep who beats his dick to their images
Women, it’s perception, stop distorting reality
I don’t want your panties; I’d rather have your dildo batteries
My Game Boy is dying, my shame is multiplying like Bebe’s offspring
I was in class like “Could you do that again? You lost me.”
I was distracted by more interesting things...
[Verse 3]
Thinking you have head lice will humble you
Your fucking hard drive failing will humble you
I don’t need that, my ego is at a record low
My comfort’s missin’; rap doesn’t fit me
I’d likely be better off working for Dunder Mifflin
… At least there I’d make paper.
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12. |
interlude 2.
02:25
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[Verse]
I propose Barack prepare a salary for 'batin and pardon me for bugging Dara, Valerie, and Caitlyn
I’ll be a rich man for my dick handling, and they’ll see I’m not so insane
But for real? I’m more depressed than a Knicks fan, oh, please, tell why I still have faith
I don’t wanna fap, I don’t want to see their cats
Why do I rap this mess? Why rep what erodes my flesh?
Look at me being everything but myself
Using this motherfucking voice, over-enunciating, finishing every word like that’ll save me from dying for being a few shades darker than Yung Berg
Politics and respect don’t mesh
They’ll feed the stereotype ‘til that bitch heavyset
But I’ll punch it in the gut, ‘til I see upchuck, then shove their faces in it and make them dissect it
Everything for a reason; everything looking like AD’s 4th season
Out of order, this planet is broken
Rung the bell for service and it sounded like Bree Olsen
So I doubted anyone was really gonna come
But really, I just had to learn to work my tongue
Now I’m here, tryina’ speak help into existence
Mouth to the heavens, begging for help or tips when I once thought they weren’t even necessary
But my efforts were futile
Lo and behold, this is me now
Brutal.
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